For Rustybitch who asked for Buffy's thoughts about Spike while she's crawling in the ceiling during "School Hard".

Stupid Vampire

"OW!"  Buffy stopped to rub at the offended knee. It was all his fault. Coming in here destroying all her hard work. And what was with that anyway? He'd clearly said Saturday. What, don’t vamps have calendars? Stupid vampire! She was so gonna kick his cute little ass when she got down from here. Cute? No, she meant… skinny… that’s it. Skinny ass! Not that she’d been looking at his ass, nuh uh! Not her!

Anyway, he was so going to pay for scaring her mom, smashing the place up and making her crawl around up here and bang her knee.